you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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