don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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