The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
