Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
Drunk me really needs to stop 1. telling every attractive dude in a relationship that monogamy isn't real 2. Proposing threesomes with them and their girlfriends
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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