is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
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