bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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