I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
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