The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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