At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
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