Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
How's work?
Spinning.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
Randomize
