Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
Had dinner with a married woman but didn't have sex with her. Tweeted at Mike Pence to apologize anyway.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
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