highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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