It wouldn't matter if you are Jesus Christ himself, you are not getting into the bar tonight
I woke up this morning in a strange bed with a kid with an accent playing with my feet.
my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
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