This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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