Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
Maybe he injected his testicle?
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
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