They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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