Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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