they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
Last night I got drunk on margaritas at an Irish pub and came home with only one shoe. I have to get my shit together.
You really know how to show Monday who's boss.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
Let the clothes fall where they may.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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