She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
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