So drunk its hurt
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
3pm strippers are depressing
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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