No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
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