It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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