Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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