If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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