You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
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I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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