Do you still have your period?
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
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