So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
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