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Michael Bay diarrhea
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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