You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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