I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
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