Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
You were face down in the punch bowl, humming the theme to jaws
That explains the stains on my shirt
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
So much rum. So many feels.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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