Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
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