Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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