On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
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Wipe that smile off your face.
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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