One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
The air was thick with penises
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
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