Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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