I think my vagina is haunted
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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