So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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