I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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