did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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