let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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