me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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