the "happy anniversary" cake for my mom and dad is about to turn into the "yeah, that's a hickey, welcome back from italy" cake.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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