You're completely useless in the revolution.
so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
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