Already got asked if we're dating
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
Randomize
