You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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