One girl and one boy is just not enough.
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
True strength comes from lack of pants
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
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