My key broke off while I was turning the key. I can't pull the broken key out. Not only am i locked outside, so is the rest of the building.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
I have tasted many bathrooms
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
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