new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
My vagina is officially offended.
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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