Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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